We may earn a commission from links on this page. Photo: David Madison (Getty Images) To really bring it all home, the Cybertruck goes into “Autopilot” and immediately crashes into the Stanford Tree. Brutal. Finally, a person wearing a raccoon costume attacks the truck because they “mistook it for a dumpster.” Ya know it’s little things like this that make me feel like I’m not alone or out of my gourd for thinking the Cybertruck is something we should all be mocking. Advertisement The official Stanford Band X account posted the whole script on the social media site, saying “If we disappear from twitter you’ll know why lol.” Here’s the full transcript so you can really feel like you were there: A1: AND NOW, back from teaching HokieBird the guitar riff from Free Bird, it’s the one, the only, the truly incomparable Leland Stanford Junior University Marching Band (ITOTOTTILSJUMB)!! A2: Unfortunately l’ve been getting a lot of messages lately asking why the band doesn’t march. A1: Some people just don’t understand. However, l’ve been thinking about a way we can improve our brand, and I think I might have just figured out what we’ve been missing. A2: Wait what- A1: Unveiling for the first time ever, the unofficial official band vehicle, the LSJUMB cyber truck! A person wearing a cybertruck costume runs onto the field. The entire time the band stares at it in confusion and scratches their heads. Song: Life in the Fast Lane Formation: CAR → HUH A2: Uhhh....what is that?