A blessed Tesla drives among us.
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- Oct 22, 2024
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A blessed Tesla drives among us.
An alert FrontBurnervian snapped this pic this morning on the Tollway, near Keller Springs. As you can see from the message affixed to the rear of the Cybertruck, either Tesla has made a huge leap in car technology or this driver has come up with an impressive after-market modification. I have questions. Can the vehicle store prayer power, or does the driver have to pray continuously while the vehicle is underway? If the former, are there any prayer superchargers in North Texas yet, and, if so, who is supplying the prayers for them? If the driver of this Cybertruck can pray powerfully enough to get a 6,600-pound vehicle up to highway speeds, shouldn’t he or she also be able to fix I-345 or at least defeat propositions S, T, and U? Elon Musk calls himself a “cultural Christian,” meaning, I suppose, he likes Christmas and The Chosen but doesn’t believe in the transubstantiation of the Eucharistic host or the resurrection of Christ (not to mention the parting of the Red Sea). What does he have to say about his Cybertruck getting hacked so that it now runs on prayer?
Those are just the first few questions that come to mind. Anyway, y’all have a blessed day.
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